We now interrupt you to bring you a special News Bulletin.
At 0730 today, Mrs. Ting has confirmed with 042A01 that Cheryl will be quitting school. The saga of "Missing Cheryl" or (MC) pun intended, has ended officially. Interviewed were Shuming and Doranne.
"Shuming, what do you think of cheryl's decision?"
"Well, i'll miss her.. She's great as a classmate!"
"Doranne, what do you think?"
"Think of what? cheryl's leaving? You mean sh'e leaving us?"
(her usual bimbotic self, please pardon her bimbotism)
Further shocks rippled through the class during the fateful Literature paper. Guess where Michelle Wu sat? With 2A02. Yes, she's officially left us too. No overheard comments though due to the environment and the nervousness of the test-tees(pun intended).
Disturbing noises were heard during the whole literature exam and further investigation of the Ministry of Nuisances found out that the source was from Khadijah's legs. Video records show that between 0800 - 1000, Khadijah was opening and closing her legs as if they were doors to a entrance. i mean, there is an entrance there. oops.
Thank You for tuning in to Channel New Gossip. We now bring you back to the scheduled program, Sex And the City.
posted by gary @ 7:59 PM
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