The mastering of couch-potatoing.
Being a couch potato is not easy- as i found out slowly. Sitting in front of the tv/computer/hi-fi/tamagotchi/handphone-java-gaming/gamboying/snacking/drink/napping/etc is one of the MOST difficult task to date!
Many things grow when you couch-potato. Your stomach/butt/chest/moustache/hair/balls /anything that is saggy will be sucked down by the earth's gravitational force field. It becomes saggier and more disgusting to look at! Nowadays, i cannot even bear to look myself in the mirror! I look like i'm 80 years old! (my balls only maybe :D)
Becoming stupid is a harmful by-product of the CPB(couch-potato behaviour). Senseless humour by the Taiwan gameshows(its very funny though!) coupled by "witty" comments of the MTV show -Yo Momma is bound to make you an exhibition piece titled -
"What the mass media really does to you."
an excerpt of Yo momma :
Guy A: Your momma's so thin, i've got her in my mouth (spits a toothpick out of his mouth)
(canned laughter)
Guy B: Your momma's so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch! (laughs hystericall)
Guy A: Well your momma's so fat, i wear her panties as my tee!
Guy B: Well your momma's so black, i can't even see what she's wearing!
No one knows anyone's momma that way!
Many more days of MC to go by the way.
Looks like becoming stupid is inevitable.
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