sweet misery

i turn on my computer at 8am everyday, to wait for people to email me.

posted by gary @ 9:42 AM

"hope only serves to disappoint"-gary

posted by gary @ 10:09 PM

The mastering of couch-potatoing.

Being a couch potato is not easy- as i found out slowly. Sitting in front of the tv/computer/hi-fi/tamagotchi/handphone-java-gaming/gamboying/snacking/drink/napping/etc is one of the MOST difficult task to date!

Many things grow when you couch-potato. Your stomach/butt/chest/moustache/hair/balls /anything that is saggy will be sucked down by the earth's gravitational force field. It becomes saggier and more disgusting to look at! Nowadays, i cannot even bear to look myself in the mirror! I look like i'm 80 years old! (my balls only maybe :D)

Becoming stupid is a harmful by-product of the CPB(couch-potato behaviour). Senseless humour by the Taiwan gameshows(its very funny though!) coupled by "witty" comments of the MTV show -Yo Momma is bound to make you an exhibition piece titled -
"What the mass media really does to you."
an excerpt of Yo momma :
Guy A: Your momma's so thin, i've got her in my mouth (spits a toothpick out of his mouth)
(canned laughter)

Guy B: Your momma's so stupid, she sits on the tv and watches the couch! (laughs hystericall)

Guy A: Well your momma's so fat, i wear her panties as my tee!

Guy B: Well your momma's so black, i can't even see what she's wearing!


No one knows anyone's momma that way!


Many more days of MC to go by the way.


Looks like becoming stupid is inevitable.

posted by gary @ 2:04 PM

reminiscing.

posted by gary @ 10:22 PM

The second hand of my watch ticked it last, but before it died, i saw it struggling. Struggling to move. But then after a while, it just dies.

Do we die like how watches batteries die?

posted by gary @ 1:34 PM

Victoria thy sons are we - when we were immature, naive but pure.

posted by gary @ 11:34 PM

Looking back,
sometimes,
i took the right turn.

Sometimes,
i took 3 wrong turns,
but,

i'm still where i am.

And, i'm just thankful for that.



Typing with a single is damn tiring.
went for my shoulder op already.

well.

1 month mc has already started.

posted by gary @ 9:17 PM